Life is not worth living if I can't have butter
on my sweet potatoes
Harry Weathersby Stamps drank buttermilk from a martini
glass garnished with cornbread. And as the Sun Herald reports, that’s
just one of the many eccentric details included in a loving and entertaining obituary written by his daughter that has gone viral across social media.
"I kept thinking of things—there are a lot of things I just couldn't
put in there—and I thought, 'Mama's not going to let me run that.' But
she read it and said, 'That's him,'" daughter Amanda Lewis told the Sun
Herald.
The obituary, which appeared in Monday’s edition of the Sun Herald, included several memorable passages, including the following:
"Harry excelled at ... living within his means, outsmarting
squirrels, never losing a game of competitive sickness, and reading any
history book he could get his hands on. ... His signature every day look
was all his: a plain pocketed T-shirt designed by the fashion house
Fruit of the Loom, his black-label elastic waist shorts worn above the
navel and sold exclusively at the Sam's on Highway 49, and a pair of old
school Wallabees."
Stamps was a teacher of government and sociology at Mississippi Gulf Coast Community College's Jefferson Davis
campus. Former students told the paper their beloved professor was a
member in a bacon-of-the-month club, referred to daylight saving time as
“the devil’s time," and crowed like a rooster during phone calls with
his grandchildren.
The obit has been described by the paper as “perhaps the most entertaining, warm and enlightening obituary seen in years.”
Another passage written by Lewis described her father’s unusual love of food:
“Harry was locally sourcing his food years before chefs in California
starting using cilantro and arugula (both of which he hated). For his
signature bacon and tomato sandwich, he procured 100% all white Bunny
Bread from Georgia, Blue Plate mayonnaise from New Orleans, Sauer’s
black pepper from Virginia, home grown tomatoes from outside Oxford, and
Tennessee’s Benton bacon from his bacon-of-the-month subscription. As a
point of pride, he purported to remember every meal he had eaten in his
80 years of life.”
His other daughter, Allison, said her father’s love of food stayed
with him throughout his life, even as he struggled with a number of
health issues.
"After he was diagnosed with diabetes, he told me, 'Life's not worth
living if I can't have butter on my sweet potatoes.' That pretty much
summed up his point of view on things," she said.
And in the hours since the 80-year-old’s life story was put to print,
it has taken off across the Internet, appearing on thousands of
Facbeook pages and being chronicled by news outlets across the Web.
"He wouldn't know what going viral means. He would have thought that
was a disease he contracted, which would have excited him to have
another illness to lord over folks," Lewis told the Herald.
"Probably
the best compliment I've gotten is that at least six people asked if he
wrote it."
And it wasn’t lost on Lewis that her father passed away on this
year’s spring forward to daylight saving time, referring to it as her
father’s “last act of protest.” In fact, closing out the obituary, she
writes:
“Finally, the family asks that in honor of Harry that you write your
Congressman and ask for the repeal of Day Light Saving Time. Harry
wanted everyone to get back on the Lord's Time. “
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